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Click (2006)

November 11th, 2009 tedi31 No comments

Category: Movies
Genre: Comedy & Drama

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A universal remote control that remote controls your universe.

Called a 21st century remake of It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), Click (2006) is Adam Sandler’s second take in this genre (after Mr. Deeds (2002)) but with an added twist—“a universal remote control that remote controls his universe.”

Playing architect Michael Newman, Sandler’s character is not unlike most employees nowadays—who dream big. Wanting what everyone else covets—becoming a boss, a big shot, so that he can eventually hire idiots to do his work for him.

But at what cost?

With the excessive demands of his boss John Ammer (David Hasselhoff—its so weird hearing The Hoff’ call someone else “Michael.”), Newman (Sandler) workaholic tendencies become more apparent as he forgoes quality time with his family (children (Ben (Joseph Castanon) and Samantha (Tatum McCann), wife (Donna (Kate Beckinsale)), and parents (Theodore K. “Ted” Newman (Henry Winkler) and Gertrude “Trudy” Newman (Julie Kavner)) in order to pursue the American Dream.

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David Hasselhoff calls someone else “Michael” (Sandler's character). So weird.

That is until an inadvertent evening trip to Bed Bath & Beyond (BBB) in search of a universal remote—which he had hoped would “make life easier; quicker; not that much complicated”—turned out to be more than what he bargained for.

Enter BBB employee named Morty (Christopher Walken) and his non-refundable universal remote. Morty is cryptic as to the true nature of the device which he bestows onto Newman.

Newman discovers that the universal remote not only works on his television but on his Labrador named Sundance as well. Newman begins to frequently use the device and fast forward’s though other facets of his life that he is unwilling to deal with at that moment such as: arguments, Sundance taking a dump, shifting things to his favor, disturbances, sickness, showering, travel, a tan, a boring seminar, promotions, and “family time.” In the end, the remote assimilated his preferences and only his work remained.

One year goes by. Ten. Six. Seven. Newman’s life flashes before him.

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Family First

His children have grown.

His father has passed away.

He losses his wife to a hobbit (“Captain Speedo” Bill played by Sean Astin is also Hobbit Samwise Gamgee of Lord of the Rings fame— Ouch, baby, very ouch).

Newman got what he wanted, he became a renowned architect. A boss. A big shot.

But was it worth it?

Newman finally sees the importance of his family.

Family first.

And luckily–much like “It’s a Wonderful Life’s” lead character George Bailey–Newman has a chance to do things right a second time.

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Profile: Burn Notice (2007)

November 9th, 2009 tedi31 No comments

Series: Burn Notice (2007)
Episode: “Pilot” (Season 1, Episode 1)
Original Air Date: June 28, 2007
Date Watched: January 16, 2008 (iTunes)

Sam

Bruce Campbell is Sam Axe. Sam Axe is Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is Sam Axe.

Sam Axe is Bruce Campbell.

For that reason alone, I would watch Burn Notice.

It was a bonus that I loved the pilot as well.

Pilot Episode

Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan) doesn’t really work for the CIA, but for all intents and purposes Westen is a spy.

He holds two black belts; is proficient with guns; and has been disavowed by the U.S. Government.

A daring escape and bullet wound later,  Westen wakes up in his old stomping grounds of Miami, Florida and tries to put his life back together with the convenient help of his ex-girlfriend Fiona Glenanne (Gabrielle Anwar) and retired CIA Agent Sam Axe (Bruce Campbell of Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, and Spider-Man fame).

Westen then realizes that he needs income to find out why he was given a “burn notice” (disavowed) and ends up using his skills as an undercover operative to help those in need.

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The Secret of My Succe$s (1987)

November 6th, 2009 tedi31 No comments

Category: Movies
Genre: Romantic Comedy

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From mail room to boardroom: Brantley Foster moonlights as Carlton Whitfield

A 25 year-old Michael J. Fox (Back to the Future & Teen Wolf) plays Brantley Foster who moonlights as Carlton Whitfield in the romantic comedy filled with innuendos—”The Secret of My Succe$s.”

Foster (Fox) leaves the confines of his home state Kansas in order to follow his dream of making it big in New York City. However, due to a number of fortuitous events, Foster ends up having to take a job in the mail room of his uncle Howard Prescott.

In the spirit of Hollywood, Foster makes the leap from zero to hero in two weeks wherein he usurps his uncle, gets his girl (executive Christy Wills played by Helen Slater who was cast as Supergirl. Kansas? Supergirl? you make the connection), and lives the American dream.

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Juno (2007)

October 31st, 2009 tedi31 No comments

“Thundercats are go!” – Juno

Category: Movies
Genre: Romantic Comedy/Drama

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All the orange juice in the world won't change this color Fertile Myrtle...

From Kitty Pride giving up her baby to Elektra for adoption to the mighty catchphrase, “Thundercats are go!” The comedy/drama Juno can be summed up in many ways, but nothing as great as being “true” and “real.”

Starting with author and screenwriter Diablo Cody, who has certainly given all of us a different and lighter take to a normally grim situation–unexpected teen pregnancy. Actor turned director Jason Reitman who did a splendid job in communicating Cody’s story to the big screen. Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff) who played a convincing 16 year-old. (Do teenagers really talk that way these days? Its like a whole new language that I can understand, yet not speak. Care for some tunnage?). And the rest of the crew: J.K. Simmons (who plays the laid back and understanding Mac MacGuff), Allison Jannay (as Juno’s step-mother Bren), Jennifer Garner (who as Vanessa Loring, plays the passionate adoptive mother to be), Jason Bateman (as the shackled husband–Mark Loring), and Michael Cera ( who is–the runner with a good heart Paulie Bleeker) certainly made me believe that I was more than just a spectator

Juno is certainly a movie that shouldn’t be missed and a DVD that you shouldn’t pass on.

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Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

October 28th, 2009 tedi31 No comments

Category: Movies
Genre: Comedy & Drama

A man and his watch

A Timex T56371 wristwatch

A Timex T56371 wristwatch

Silence.

Our lives usually begin and end with just an act.

But for Internal Revenue Service agent Harold Crick, it begins with the ticking of his (spruced up Hollywood) Timex T56371.

Stranger Than Fiction is a story about a man named Harold Crick and his wristwatch.

But it’s more than that. It is potential a story about you as well.

A serious Will Ferrell plays Harold Crick, a meticulous, introverted, unconventional, obsessive-compulsive who goes about his monotonous way of life without much fanfare for the last twelve years.

Crick’s quirks are apparent from the onset of the film as author Kay Eiffel (Emma Thompson) recounts (in her very prominent British accent) a number of them ranging from the precise hour he snoozes his Timex T56371 in the morning to the diligent precision he takes when he gets dressed, brushes his teeth (76 times broken down into 38 vertical and 38 horizontal strokes), and promptness to make it to the bus stop for the 8:15 that he takes to work.

It’s a preferred albeit poignant existence that Crick has chosen to live in.

When you start to hear a voice that is not your own...that can be a problem.

When you start to hear a voice that is not your own...that can be a problem.

Redundancy. A life of solitude. Hey, the man eats alone. And sadly, doesn’t even have time stand up and go to the bathroom to take a leak. (I guess that is another way to utilize an empty plastic jar).

Could this be your life as well?

Well maybe not as eccentric as Harold Crick’s, but are there any similarities?

Usual routines. Frequenting familiar haunts. Or my personal favorite, “I just don’t have time to do that.”

More like, you chose NOT to make time for that activity.

So, do you make the most of your day? Better yet, are you willing to stretch yourself to do just that?

As for Harold Crick, he did just that when he experienced an epiphany when Eiffel alluded to his impending death.

Crick began to live his life. He began doing things that he had always been putting off because of one thing or another.

One cannot quantify the value of life

One cannot quantify the value of life

He learned to play the guitar, be more daring and open, and most of all—move away from his tedious existence.

On my end, I’ve always wanted to learn how to play the guitar—it’s been on my wall for the last 13 years—so…all I just need to do is what I mentioned earlier—that is…to make time. The desire is there, all I need is time (I’m sure we have all heard that line at least once in our lives).

Time to act on it. And I think I’ve taken a right step in that direction.

The 2nd of April 2008

On my way home this afternoon from work, I decided to swing by our village park. I hadn’t stepped foot there in quite some time but I had a lot of pent up energy and was looking for a friendly basketball game. And with some luck, I found one.

The 3-on-3 teams weren’t really spread out fairly and the odds didn’t look too good for my squad. I mentioned this once to my opponents but then I turned to my young teammates and told them—“don’t worry guys, we will win this one.”

This is coming from a guy who is in pretty good shape but not basketball shape. As you all know, there is a salient difference between the two mediums. In fact, it has been awhile since I’ve dribbled and shot a basketball in a game setting—so this truly was a challenge.

Diagram of a Basketball Court

Diagram of a Basketball Court

Our opponents were raring to go but I told them that I had to confer with my teammates first (both of whom, I had just met that afternoon). After watching the game that most of these guys played earlier, I was able to ascertain some of our opponents’ tendencies. I quickly shared my insights with my teammates and told them—“Play defense.” “Get your hands up when they shoot”. And “Cut, I’ll get you the ball.”

The advantage of youth. They are eager to learn and more importantly, willing to listen.

I wasn’t even dressed to play. Absolutely no gear. I sported a pair of jeans, had a pair of low-cut Jordan III’s rubber shoes, and I removed my short-sleeved polo in favor of a white shirt. That was about it.

Our opponents ran out of the games to start our match and at one point the score was 5-12 and we were playing till 20—two’s were considered a point while three’s counted as two points. Losers’ outs.

It would be an understatement to say that things certainly weren’t going our way. But we caught up and we did it as a team. With crisp passes as well as everyone helping out to find the open man brought us within striking distance—16-17.

My shot also started falling and I hit a three (two points) to make it 18-17. After some good defense, we got another possession and a chance for a potential game winner.

Final score 20-17

Final score 20-17

My teammates trusted me to take this shot (by this point in the game, I had hit about three long distance shots (6 points) and two drives to the basket (4 points)) and after signaling for a pick—I faked right, went left, and launched the game winner.

Game over!

Final score 20-17.

My team had overcome adversity and I kept my promise to them. We had won. It was a great feeling.

One I haven’t had in quite awhile. And one that I really enjoyed after I exchanged pleasantries with both my teammates and opponents.

Much like Crick, I could have simply set aside any thought of deviating beyond my regular routine and headed home.

But today, I fought it.

And I feel I am a better person for it.

How about you guys?

Examine your lives today and take a chance.

Make that change! Even for a moment.

Believe me, it will be well worth it—whatever it is that you decide to do.

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Young Frankenstein (2007)

October 18th, 2009 tedi31 No comments

Category: Broadway Play

Young Frankenstein on Broadway

Young Frankenstein on Broadway

From what I have been told, Mel Brooks’ Broadway rendition of his 1974 film, Young Frankenstein has left few empty seats and garnered rave reviews since its opening last October 2007. Last night’s performance, (my first-ever Broadway musical) was no exception, as from my “front of the stage” aisle seat, it seemed safe to say that the Hilton Theatre (formerly the Ford Center for the Performing Arts. It also used to be two separate theatres: the Lyric and the Apollo prior to the 1998 renovations) was filled to capacity.

Plot:

Transylvania Heights, 1934 Frederick Frankenstein (pronounced “Frahnkensteen”) (Roger Bart), a high pitched professor of anatomy at the prestigious Johns, Miriam & Anthony Hopkins School of Medicine in New York City, and only living relative of the recently deceased 101 year-old Dr. Victor Von Frankenstein (Kevin Ligon), receives summons to journey to Transylvania in order settle his late grandfather’s estate. Reluctantly, Frederick leaves behind his work and self-centered fiancée Elizabeth (Emmy and 3-time SAG Award-winner Megan Mullally who is also “Karen Walker” on NBC’s Will & Grace) and travels to Transylvania where he meets Igor (pronounced I-Gore) (played by the entertaining Christopher Fitzgerald), the seductive and limber laboratory assistant Inga (Sutton Foster), and Castle Frankenstein’s caretaker/his Grandfather’s girlfriend Frau Blucher (Insert horse “Hiiiiihhh” here) (Andrea Martin). After some hard sales pitching and dancing by his ancestors, Frederick decides to continue the family business.

Frederick Frankenstein (Roger Bart) checks up on The Monster (Shuler Hensley)

Frederick Frankenstein (Roger Bart) checks up on The Monster (Shuler Hensley)

Frederick also continues his grandfather’s work and creates The Monster (Shuler Hensley)–to whom he risks everything in order to give The Monster some semblance of a life.

Review:

February 1, 2008.

Simply Awesome!

A production worthy of its 16 million dollar investment. It was a spectacle (though I could have done without the pyrotechnics) that I appreciated so much more from my great vantage point as I could see everything: the adhesives that kept their wigs on, the microphones mounted on their foreheads or resting on their ears, saliva going left and right, and yes, even very evident veins.

Not to mention almost getting my feet trampled by The Monster as he ran from the stage to the lobby.

Like I said.

Simply awesome!

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Semi-Pro (2008)

October 15th, 2009 tedi31 No comments

Category: Movies
Genre: Comedy

Entertainer, promoter, coach, player, and Flint Michigan Tropics owner Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell)

Entertainer, promoter, coach, player, and Flint Michigan Tropics owner Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell)

It is 1976 and the American Basketball Association (ABA) is on the cusp of sending four of their more profitable franchises to the National Basketball Association (NBA) (e.g, Denver Nuggets, Indiana Pacers, New York Nets, and San Antonio Spurs). However, entertainer, promoter, coach, player, and owner of the ABA’s Flint Michigan Tropics, Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell) is livid with such a proposition and instigates unrest among his fellow ABA owners—arguing that the four teams to be elevated upon the dissolution of the ABA should finish in the top four.

Moon’s proposition is granted, however, several stipulations are made along the way (e.g., the Tropics need to average 2000 patrons per home game, etc.) as the four teams elevated to the NBA need to show a stable fan base. The last place Tropics have a lot of work ahead of them and Jackie Moon takes the first step towards his Tropics 4th place goal by trading away his team’s washing machine to the Kentucky Colonels for guard Ed Monix (Woody Harrelson), a league journeyman and former backup point guard for the NBA Champion Boston Celtics.

Once upon a time...underhand foul shots were the way to go.

Once upon a time...underhand foul shots were the way to go.

Despite this new addition, the Tropics are still fundamentally unsound—largely due to Moon’s shenanigans and cheap gimmicks. Monix is elevated to “offensive and defensive coordinator” and the Tropics mettle is tested.

They are within one game of 4th place before ABA Commissioner (David Koechner) announces that because of the Tropics small media market, they will not be elevated to the NBA despite the potential outcome of their team’s standing.

Moon is devastated and trades away his star player–alias Rich Clarence Withers A.K.A. Clarence Coffee Black A.K.A. Downtown “Funky Stuff” Malone A.K.A. Sugar Dunkerton A.K.A. “Jumping” Johnny Johnson (André Benjamin) to the San Antonio Spurs in order for him to realize his NBA dream.

Monix convinces Moon that though the Tropics NBA aspirations may have come to a close—their original 4th place goal is still within reach with a win against the Spurs. Jackie Moon is further revitalized when Monix says that he (Moon) still “has one more promotion left in him.”

Moon is in his element and concocts “The Megabowl”—yet another ambitious and outlandish promotion to fill up seats in the Tropics stadium—for the franchise’s final home game against the aforementioned Spurs.

The game is initially a laughter, as it seems as if the Spurs are going to run away with it in the first half. But Jackie Moon takes a nasty spill and is haphazardly carried to the locker room as he sold the team’s stretcher (it is unclear if it was halftime when Moon was injuries as when they returned to the court, it was already the start of the second half). Unconscious, Moon has an audience with his late mother who gives him the gift of the “alley-oop.”

The Flint Tropics Championship Ring (4th Place)

The Flint Tropics Championship Ring (4th Place)

Armed with this new move, the Tropics turn to Clarence Coffee Black (Black leaves his Spurs teammates at halftime in order to rejoin the Tropics. HUH?) who makes a living of the Spurs inability to adjust defensively.

With two seconds remaining, the Spurs are still up by one. 116-117.

Moon is set to take two free throws and shoots them underhanded (ala Rick Barry of the San Francisco Warriors).

He makes the first.

Misses the second.

But Monix follows it up and put it a short floater.

Final score. 118-117.

Semi-Pro was certainly entertaining.

And I do love the game of basketball.

But not that much to watch this again…

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